1
Nirvana-Level Alpaca Ultra Comfort Socks: The Alaska Oven
$ 29.95
Size
Please select combo product attributes
The combo subtotal is $,SAVE $
Unavailable
Quantity - +

ADD TO CART

BUY IT NOW

We have three levels of alpaca socks: Comfy, Truly Awesome, and ...  I'm sorry, where was I?  I put these socks on and my mind went blank.

Oh yes... These dreamy clouds of bliss embrace your feet and toes with an extra-thick layer of pure alpaca loops that hush the dissonance of our strident universe.  Cold will be a distant memory, unable to penetrate the thick insulation of these oven-like socks. Here in the AK we use them for winter hunting, commercial fishing, snowboarding, walking on frozen lakes and just lazing around the house on a chilly winter morning. If you have poor circulation, the Alaska Ovens will make you very very happy. They are odor-resistant, but when the universe tells you it's time, just throw them in the washing machine and let them air dry.  Because hand-washing might intrude on the perfection of the moment.  Prepare to journey to new realms of contentment.

48% Alpaca, 40% Acrylic, 8% Nylon, 4% Elastic. Machine wash cold, air dry.

PS: You might want to buy a pair for someone you love.  Paradise can get lonely.

Features:

  • Our Thickest Warmest Socks
  • Odor Resistant and Moisture Wicking
  • Machine Washable and Dryable
  • Great for: Hiking, skiing, lounging, poor circulation
  • Promote detachment from worldly cares
You may also like

Your cart is currently empty.
Shop processes all orders in USD. While the content of your cart is currently displayed in Euro, you will checkout using USD at the most current exchange rate.
SUB TOTAL
$
Taxes and shipping calculated at checkout
Nirvana-Level Alpaca Ultra Comfort Socks: The Alaska Oven
$ 29.95